Look at this handsome motherfucker! Haven’t seen him in almost two years.

renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

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unicordian:

culpa-mia:

a story as old as time itself

o shutterstock…

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She finally took a selfie with me.